Life Accordin' to Willie Seay
"Well  you want some
advice...guess
I can afford ya' some!
I made me a list
of what always to do
and what never
to do........
ALWAYS...
NEVER...
....WEAR A SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT!

....WATCH FOOTBALL , JUST GIVE IT BACK TO THE INDIANS!

....LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN, YOU'LL LET THE FLIES OUT!

....WORK FOR THE OTHER MAN!

....DRINK TOO MUCH WATER, IT'LL RUST YOUR PLUMBIN'!
CLICK SNUFF CAN
TO GO BACK
....WEAR OVERALLS EVERYDAY OF THE YEAR!

....TURN OFF THE T.V. DURIN' A COMMERCIAL!

....EAT NAVY BEAN SOUP ON YOUR CAKE!

....HAVE AT LEAST TWO FLYSWATTERS!!

....ANSWER THE PHONE SAYIN'..."WHAT DID YA  SAY TO ME"!

.....VOTE FOR ALL OF 'EM!

....WATCH OUT FOR THE OTHER GUY!