Life Accordin' to Willie Seay
| "Well you want some advice...guess I can afford ya' some! I made me a list of what always to do and what never to do........ |
| ALWAYS... |
| NEVER... |
....WEAR A SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT!
....WATCH FOOTBALL , JUST GIVE IT BACK TO THE INDIANS!
....LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN, YOU'LL LET THE FLIES OUT!
....WORK FOR THE OTHER MAN!
....DRINK TOO MUCH WATER, IT'LL RUST YOUR PLUMBIN'!
....WATCH FOOTBALL , JUST GIVE IT BACK TO THE INDIANS!
....LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN, YOU'LL LET THE FLIES OUT!
....WORK FOR THE OTHER MAN!
....DRINK TOO MUCH WATER, IT'LL RUST YOUR PLUMBIN'!
| CLICK SNUFF CAN TO GO BACK |
....WEAR OVERALLS EVERYDAY OF THE YEAR!
....TURN OFF THE T.V. DURIN' A COMMERCIAL!
....EAT NAVY BEAN SOUP ON YOUR CAKE!
....HAVE AT LEAST TWO FLYSWATTERS!!
....ANSWER THE PHONE SAYIN'..."WHAT DID YA SAY TO ME"!
.....VOTE FOR ALL OF 'EM!
....WATCH OUT FOR THE OTHER GUY!
....TURN OFF THE T.V. DURIN' A COMMERCIAL!
....EAT NAVY BEAN SOUP ON YOUR CAKE!
....HAVE AT LEAST TWO FLYSWATTERS!!
....ANSWER THE PHONE SAYIN'..."WHAT DID YA SAY TO ME"!
.....VOTE FOR ALL OF 'EM!
....WATCH OUT FOR THE OTHER GUY!